Sunday, 8 April 2018

Mother's Day Funny Quotes Messages Cards Meme &Pics 2018

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Mother’s day is one of the most beautiful days to celebrate by the people across the globe. The Mothers Day which will be celebrated by each one of us on Sunday, 13th May 2018. We hope you are fine. Are you looking for Funny Mothers Day Memes, Mother’s Day Images/Pictures(pics), Mother’s Day Funny GIFs,  Mother’s Day Funny Cards, Mother’s Day Funny Quotes and Messages? Then you are at the very right place. People are busy in preparations to make their mother feel happy and delighted by showing love, care and appreciation. It is love and affection which makes her a special and most loveable person in our life. So Mothers Day is the bright occasion to express our feelings by sharing Mothers Day funny images messages along with Mothers Day Wishing and greeting cards. Funny Mothers Day GIFs are fun and amusing these days, which can be used to express and wish your Mother a very Happy Mothers Day. These wonderful Funny Mothers Day Memes can also be shared with friends, relatives and family members. These are the interesting facts that the people can share their wishes and thoughts by also creating a meme in online. That will make you and your Mom smile! We have also come up with beautiful and latest Mothers Day Memes Images to share it on social media platforms like Facebook, Whatsapp, and Twitter. Below we have also added Happy Mothers Day Funny Memes to be downloaded for free for the coming Mothers Day Occasion.

Funny Mother’s Day sayings/Mothers Day Funny Messages/ msg:

Welcome to the online space of Funny Mother’s Day sayings. And now you just landed on the Funny Mother’s Day sayings page. "All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my Mother," said Abraham Lincoln. Well, true, isn't it? 'Mom', 'Ma' or 'Mother' is the first word that a child speaks. The bond between a mother and a child is more precious than any other relationship in this world. Many quotes, ranging from cute to inspirational to funny, have been registered, celebrating motherhood and the greatness of a mother. Add humour to your mother's day celebrations!  To add on the element of humour by reciting some funny quotes on mother's day will be great. Here are some of the funny mother's day quotes and sayings. One of these days I’m going to get around to make some funny fridge magnets for my mom using these mothers day quotations. I think they’d be a great way of wishing my mom a Happy Mother’s Day. Here you’ll find some best quotes about the day of moms. Take a look below at Mothers Day Funny Quotes and Poems.

“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?”
-Milton Berle

"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway." - Erma Bombeck

“It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.”

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!”
-Sam Levenson

“Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.”

“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”

“The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.”
-John J. Plomp

“Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.”
-William Feather

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
-Calvin Trillin

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
-Buddy Hackett

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
-Chinese Proverb

“Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.”

“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”
-P.J. O’Rourke

“Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.”
-Dave Barry

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”
-Erma Bombeck

“I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.”

It happens that I open my mouth and my mother comes out. Happy Mother’s Day!

I love you lightly more than I love my dad. Happy Mother’s Day!

I wish a Happy Mother’s Day to all of my hookers.

Repaying for all the love you gave me, one day I’ll pay your nursing home bills.

I hope you won’t remember that my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. Happy Mother’s Day!

Please accept my thanks for helping me solve the childhood problems you caused me.

Thanks for not bothering me if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandchildren before you die. Happy Mother’s Day!

I want to thank my Mom for never giving in to her urge to handcuff me to herself.

From tomorrow let’s get back to passively ignoring our mothers for the next 364 days.

Dear Mom, you’re my second least embarrassing parent on Facebook. Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day to those women, who were intelligent enough to escape maternity.

Knowing your surprising sexual promiscuity, I still can’t congratulate you on Mother’s day.

Let’s be grateful for our moms that they didn’t abort us.

I am really happy we become much closer since you started writing me instead of calling.

If mother wants to attract her children attention, she needs to sit comfortable on the sofa.

My dad was really lucky to have you before the marriage fall apart.

I remember I was a kid and the scariest words were “I’ll tell your mom”.

I am grateful for reducing your alcohol consumption while I was living inside your belly.

Sorry, your argument is wrong… I am your mother.

I am happy son that you was not so famous enough to adopt a baby instead of having me.

Folk Wisdom says that nothing is really lost until Mother can’t find it.

Gift coupon valid for number of drinks which helps to forget about disappointments in me.

Dear mom, congratulations on being one year closer to the age when you start complaining about not having grandchildren.

Happy Mother’s Day to the person who uses my voicemail like a podcast.

If I’m late to Mother’s Day dinner it’s just because I needed to stop by and grab a box of Plan B.

I want to thank you for not leaving me on someone’s threshold. Happy Mother’s Day!

I want to thank you for not sleeping with some of my friends who thought you were hot.

Dear son, I hope you planned my Mother’s Day celebration more carefully than I did getting pregnant with you.

We have to wish Happy awkward Mother’s Day to all the stepmothers we know.

I would like to apologize for making you a mother and messing our fun.

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.
— Stevie Wonder

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
— Jewish Proverb

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
— Gracie Allen

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
— Abraham Lincoln

My mother is a walking miracle.
— Leonardo DiCaprio

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
— Theodore Hesburgh

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
— Mildred Vermont

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
— Peter De Vries

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?
— Nancy Thayer

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
— Honore de Balzac

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
— Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight; I never forgot it.
— Stephen King


My mom is my hero. [She] inspired me to dream when I was a kid, so anytime anyone inspires you to dream, that's gotta be your hero.
— Tim McGraw

I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem to encompass enough when I use it about her. She was the love of my life.
— Mindy Kaling

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow

It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mom says some days are like that.
— Judit Viorst, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.
— Henry Ward Beecher

I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.
— Lance Conrad, The Price of Creation

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dates all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
— Agatha Christie

A good mother loves fiercely but ultimately brings up her children to thrive without her.
— Erin Kelly, The Burning Air

Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of (man) lies to his own mother?
— John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

Funny Mothers Day Cards Images 2018

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